Not a Vampire Just Hate Mornings T-Shirt | Funny Vampire Shirt
Not a Vampire Just Hate Mornings T-Shirt | Funny Vampire Shirt
NOT A VAMPIRE — JUST HATE MORNINGS. 🧛☕
Some people rise and shine. Others rise and immediately regret it.
The Not a Vampire Just Hate Mornings T-Shirt features an exhausted vampire clutching his morning coffee with the sarcastic phrase “Not a Vampire, Just Hate Mornings.” A funny mix of gothic humour, coffee addiction and anti-morning energy.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Funny “Not a Vampire Just Hate Mornings” design
- Tired vampire holding his essential morning coffee
- Gothic horror-meets-coffee humour
- Distressed vintage graphic style
- Bold red, white and black artwork
- Comfortable everyday unisex fit
- Great gift for night owls and coffee lovers
PERFECT FOR
Night owls • Coffee lovers • Vampire fans • Halloween • Gothic humour • Anti-morning people • Horror fans • Sarcastic gifts • Office humour • Men & women • Funny birthday gifts
FIT & SIZING
Unisex fit. Please check the size chart before ordering. Size up if you prefer a relaxed or oversized look.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash inside out with similar colours. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Made to order especially for you.